My Life In Bad Memoir Titles

What better way to get to know someone than through the catchy titles of their bad but most likely celebrity endorsed memoirs? Glad you asked, there are probably much better ways but this was easier. 

• The Life and Trying Times of a Former Battle of the Books Champion
• Raising Your Daughter To Be Bill Murray Will Not Serve Her Well
• “Let’s Get Down to the Whiskey Business!” & Other Things to Say to Shock Your Parents at Dinner
• Putting Sprinkles on Shit
• I Like Him But… He Wears Pink Pants
• Identifying With 20th Century Authors & Other Signs of Abnormality in Teens
• Nostalgia and the Jurassic Park Theme Song
• I Read About That!
• Cheese Is a Bullshit Food
• I Have Better Taste in Music Than You
• Trust Me I Had a Kurt Cobain Poster
• I Thought Dysentery Was Going to Be a Bigger Problem: A 90s Kid Looks Back
• The Only One in The Library on a Saturday Morning
• Uh-oh
• I Cried on The EL and You Will Too
• My Grandma Thinks I’m Weird
• Slow Dancing to the Goo Goo Dolls
• The Star Kween’s Tales
• Wearing the Same Eyeliner as Pete Wentz
• One Tree Hill Ruined My Life
• Is There Any Beer?